Tuesday, October 13, 2015

KNOCK KNOCK (2015)







FINAL VERDICT: WTF ELI? THIS IS BAD, REALLY BAD. HOWEVER, KEANU WILL EARN A PLACE IN THE WORST PERFORMANCES BY AN ACTOR HALL OF FAME! SNOOTY FILM BLOGGER SAYS 1 1/2, DRUNKEN FILM WATCHER SAYS INCREDIBLY HOT CHICKS + KILLER CLOSING LINE = SO BAD IT'S GOOD CLASSIC!

Saturday, October 10, 2015

COP CAR (2015)








FINAL VERDICT:  BACON SIZZLES (COULDN'T STOP MYSELF) AS CREEPY BAD COP.  GOOD ACTING TURNS BY THE KIDS, OVERALL A SATISFYING THRILLER.



Saturday, October 3, 2015

BACKCOUNTRY (2015)



FINAL VERDICT: LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY! OK JUST ONE BEAR BUT OH MY! A NATURE NAIL-BITER AND ONE OF THE MOST SUSPENSEFUL FILMS I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME PLUS WORTH IT ALONE TO SEE ERIC BALFOUR ACTUALLY PULL OFF AN IRISH ACCENT.

SACRAMENT (2014)




FINAL VERDICT: YOU HAD ME AT FUNDAMENTALIST CANNIBALS. FUN AND KUDOS FOR SERIOUS USE OF GAY CHARACTERS IN A HORROR MOVIE.

MAD MAX: FURY ROAD (2015)




FINAL VERDICT: HOLY SHIT! INSTANT CLASSIC!

LET US PREY (2015)



FINAL VERDICT: SLICK, WELL-ACTED (PARTICULARLY BY CUNNINGHAM) JAIL SET HORROR.  MAYBE NOTHING NEW BUT BRILLIANTLY DONE.

LONG WEEKEND (1978/SYNAPSE DVD 2015)






FINAL VERDICT:  MUST SEE FORGOTTEN AUSSIE HORROR.  TRULY UNIQUE AND DEEPER THAN IT FIRST APPEARS.