FINAL VERDICT: WTF ELI? THIS IS BAD, REALLY BAD. HOWEVER, KEANU WILL EARN A PLACE IN THE WORST PERFORMANCES BY AN ACTOR HALL OF FAME! SNOOTY FILM BLOGGER SAYS 1 1/2, DRUNKEN FILM WATCHER SAYS INCREDIBLY HOT CHICKS + KILLER CLOSING LINE = SO BAD IT'S GOOD CLASSIC!
DON'T GO INTO THIS BLOG!
JUST KEEP REPEATING IT'S ONLY A REVIEW, IT'S ONLY A REVIEW, IT'S ONLY A REVIEW......
Tuesday, October 13, 2015
KNOCK KNOCK (2015)
FINAL VERDICT: WTF ELI? THIS IS BAD, REALLY BAD. HOWEVER, KEANU WILL EARN A PLACE IN THE WORST PERFORMANCES BY AN ACTOR HALL OF FAME! SNOOTY FILM BLOGGER SAYS 1 1/2, DRUNKEN FILM WATCHER SAYS INCREDIBLY HOT CHICKS + KILLER CLOSING LINE = SO BAD IT'S GOOD CLASSIC!
Saturday, October 10, 2015
Saturday, October 3, 2015
BACKCOUNTRY (2015)
FINAL VERDICT: LIONS AND TIGERS AND BEARS, OH MY! OK JUST ONE BEAR BUT OH MY! A NATURE NAIL-BITER AND ONE OF THE MOST SUSPENSEFUL FILMS I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME PLUS WORTH IT ALONE TO SEE ERIC BALFOUR ACTUALLY PULL OFF AN IRISH ACCENT.
SACRAMENT (2014)
FINAL VERDICT: YOU HAD ME AT FUNDAMENTALIST CANNIBALS. FUN AND KUDOS FOR SERIOUS USE OF GAY CHARACTERS IN A HORROR MOVIE.
LET US PREY (2015)
FINAL VERDICT: SLICK, WELL-ACTED (PARTICULARLY BY CUNNINGHAM) JAIL SET HORROR. MAYBE NOTHING NEW BUT BRILLIANTLY DONE.
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